MOB (mouths of babes)

So my daughter has known a lot of the teachers my hubby teaches with since she was in diapers. There is one inparticular that she conciders her bff..we will call her Ms.Turtle..

DQ standing in line to go out to PE..and Ms.Turtle approaches and smothers her with hugs and kisses...a friend says to DQ..
"who is that?"
"that is Ms.Turtle"(DQ)
Ms.Turtle says in response..."I am DQ's friend"
child in the back of the line says "ooooooo she said the F word"
another child says.. "ooooooooooooooo shes in trooooooooooooooooouble
DQ says.."not THAT F word" (while rolling her eyes)
little do her friends know that DQ knows all to well that the child meant mommy's favorite F word...the F bomb we so lovingly call it.