Top 15 reasons you're glad you have a teenager....

15. The Yankee candle smell in your house was getting old....Axe body spray smells MUCH better!!

14. Your wallet was getting fat.

13. Living breathing walking proof you are old.

12. You have a dish washer.

11. You now have grey hair.

10. Because turning the hot water off when your spouse is in the shower to hear him/her scream got old and you needed new prey!

9. You now have a VALID reason to drink every Friday night.

8. It's raining out and the garbage needs to go out to the end of the driveway.

7. You've lost your mind...but don't worry they know everything!

6. Your bathroom looks much neater with wet towels on the floor and dried toothpaste in the sink.

5. Your phone bill was waaaaaay too low.

4. Your blood pressure was too low.

3. You no longer just know what it FEELS like to roll the eyes...you now know what it looks like!

2. Now acting stupid in public has a purpose...especially when they see friends..lol

And the number one reason you are glad you have a teenager.........

You now know God not only has a sense of humor...but believes in karma.

Night 'all :)